I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
ttyl tear gas
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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