Plan B is the new Plan A
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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