butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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More tranny stories later!
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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