Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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