I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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