On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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