I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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