Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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