But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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