I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Randomize
