He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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