your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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