Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Randomize
