If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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