Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
