I think i peed on brittanys purse
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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