Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
