I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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