I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
