:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
