if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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