dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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