Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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