We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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