We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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