brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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