I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
