And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
this must be what syphilis tastes like
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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