Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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