You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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