I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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