Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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