Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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