I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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