Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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