I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
