i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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