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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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