am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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