wat bout pragnant strippers??
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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