It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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