And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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