I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The Olympian is in my bed
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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