Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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