Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
At least make sure they are 18
Why
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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