new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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