D3 body, D1 cock
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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