seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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