Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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