ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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