i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
